Satirical Dialogue About Free Tents, Racism and Family

Hey, grapefruit head. Still hunting rats with that pigeon?

I just rolled out of bed. Man, I'm living my best life here.

I do jack shit all day. Living off your generosity is pretty sweet.

Those tents are weird, but hey, free is free.

And you know the best part? I don't even have to say thank you.

I look down on you, all of you, but you complain, and suddenly it's racism, lawsuits, the whole deal.

God, it feels good to be the untouchable minority.

I'm like Thanos with all the infinity stones, Sauron's ring, and the invisibility cloak.

Hey, buddy. What did I tell you about this place?

You said everyone's racist, so we don't have to be nice.

You hear that, Mulan? That's the future of Mongolia.

Come on, let's head home. I still gotta knock up your mom so you can have a seventh brother