Satirical Speech on Surveillance Technology

The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue

utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and

surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground

to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to

gymnasium, because we all know that the Flock cameras are not only

following the license plate readers, they are following children.

They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this.

I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend.

Also,

it should be known that the people of this town,

the people that want their

storm drains cleared, they should not have their storm drains

cleared.

Because in order to do that, we will have to raise taxes.

And how will the people trust this city council when this city council

continues to vote for surveillance technology that imprisons them? Ms.

Campbell, you must work on your Jedi mind tricks.

Do it like this.

And when you do it, make sure that when you're double-speaking them into

telling them that police services have become more humanitarian,

make sure that you don't emphasize the detail that you

put a ban on camping. You put a ban. You made

criminalizing homelessness illegal, and that is why

there is no such thing as humanitarian policing for the

homeless because we have effectively criminalized homelessness, which

is good. Now we can staff. Now we can fill our jails with

free prison labor, especially like that of the Otay Mesa

Detention Center, where they are making one dollar a day for working

for

twelve hours, and there have been multiple cases of

tuberculosis.

Yes, and this is good. This is what the Emperor needs.

This technology will help us find the rebel scum and their

hidden base on a Hoth. This technology will help us find Luke

Skywalker as he traverses the universe in his X-wing.

This technology is a necessary, necessary

force.

Thank you.

Roger Roth. Is Roger Roth present?