Beef Shortage Leads to a Video Game Reveal

I

don't know what to tell you folks. Sizzler done cleaned me out.

There ain't a cow left in town. There has to be something we can do.

We must have that beef. Goddammit lady, give it up already.

You people already sucked our town dry of Sloppy Joes.

What else do you want from us? After all of this, you boys still think it's just about the cows?

People don't care about the cows. They care about this country.

November is coming, and everyone's freaking out because we have to choose who will be in charge when we're all dealing with something that we are not prepared for.

You wanna know the truth? Then it's time you saw the truth.

A lot of good Americans died to smuggle this to us.

Prepare yourselves.

Look at that. The graphics are seriously next level.

You see the world building? It's a dog taking a poop, and people can pick up the dog poop.

You can throw things at the person with dog poop.

Hey, homie. And if they choose to fight back- No ... you can pick up the dog poop- You want it? You fight then, bitch ... and actually attack them with the dog poop.

Oh, That is what's coming in November. Wow. Holy shit.

Dude, that game looks tits.