Donald Trump Jokes About His Hair, Pageants and Real Estate

Donald Trump is the Wizard of Oz. He is the guy. It's a man...

He plays Monopoly with real fucking buildings. This is a scary man.

And he owns all these beauty pageants, Miss America, Miss Universe.

Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores?

It's a fucking catch and release program for him.

This is a man who said, "My daughter is hot." Even people in

Arkansas went, "That's fucking wrong."

"That's, that's just way out of place." And

that fucking hair,

my God. I, I believe the hair is the Donald. I believe that's it.

I believe the body is a maintenance system for the hair.

He goes home at night going, "We're home. All right, fuck it.

Let's get out of here now."

"I'll fuck her. Let's do this. Arrr!"