Japanese → English transcript

It smells down there.

Aaahhh.

A lot.

Smelly?

Smelly.

Seriously.

Huh, for real.

Like, actually normally.

The dark side over here too.

I want to know.

I want to know this side too.

You sent it?

I sent it myself.

I made them pick mine myself.

But like, don’t people say that one is good?

The one from the drugstore.

The purple and yellow one.

Huh?

What is that?

You really notice stuff a lot.

Because to me it’s just normal.

Who would look that up?

Like “Tsukiyomata” or whatever.

Um…

This one

is sooo

I’ve seen it before.

This one.

This yellow one or

the purple one

is supposed to be really good.

First of all, what even is that?

Like a body wash for washing there.

I can’t buy it.

Isn’t it embarrassing?

Huh?

You can’t buy it?

Huh?

I’d totally grab as many as I want.

wwwwwwww

You use it again and again, right.

I’ll buy it for you.

Huh?

Yay.

Next time we meet,

I’ll give it to you.

I don’t smell though.

Somehow with how this is going,

it sounds like I smell.

Eehhh.

I guess it really is different, huh.

It’s not gonna change anyway, right?

is what I was thinking.

Yeah, of course.

You’re screenshotting this right now, right?

I know you are.

I will wash properly.

I get out of the bath,

and like a minute after I get out,

I already smell.

wwwwwwww

Huh?

It starts coming out?

Touch it?

Touch it.

Stop it.

wwwwwwww