Discussion on Prostitution and Pornography

All right, let's do it.

Both of you are under arrest for prostitution.

It's not prostitution.

You paid her to have sex.

No, I paid her to have sex and we're filming it,

so technically it's not

prostitution, it's a porno.

Oh. Well, as long as you're filming and selling it, it's legal.

Enjoy your day. Remember, kids, she's not a whore if she's an actress.

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