Celebrity Interview and Personal Stories

Who'd you share your first kiss with?

Um, I, it was my high school boyfriend when I

was 15.

What was his name?

Drew?

Drew.

Yeah.

Oh. Craziest place you've had sex?

My butt.

Penis facials.

Penis facials.

Have you ever seen George Clooney naked?

No.

God, that's- Name three things in your bedside table.

Oh, lip balm, water,

and, um-

Wow. You just, you just stopped yourself from something.

And sweet cards that my kids have written me.

What do you sleep in at night?

The Ellen underwear.

Yep, that's right.

Yeah.

What did you think, uh, you would've done

but you haven't done yet by this age?

Been in jail?

If you could only watch one reality show that you're not involved in for the rest

of your life, which would it be?

I wouldn't.

None?

There's none.

Do you watch any at all?

Only ones with me in.

Okay.

Part are you most proud of?

I mean, please, Ellen.

Oh my God, I love you.

Do I really have to say?

I know. I know.

I've opened doors.

Oh my God. Rebellious. Besides making love, showering, or

swimming, what is something else you've enjoyed

doing naked?

Watch TV.

You watch TV naked?

Yeah.

Real-

Is that weird?

I mean, at night, you get into bed, and you watch TV naked.

Oh, sure. Okay. All right. I was- What's the most useless skill, uh,

you have?

I can't talk about it on national

television.

I can't.

Well, now-

Trust me

... we need to know

Over dinner sometime I'll tell you guys, but, uh, not all of you.

It's a useless skill? It seems-

Well, it's, it, you-

It seems like it might be usef-

If it's what we think it is.

Um, it's a vir- It, it's something that occurs then.

Wow.

Doesn't seem useless to me.

What are your three favorite body parts on a woman?

Um,

eyes-

... smile,

character.

Aw.

Aw.

Thank you. Um, what body part are you most proud of?

Um, I'm most proud of, uh-

Come-

I'd like to say I got a nice butt.

Yep, you do.

I got a good butt. I played hockey my whole life,

so you know, it's called a hockey

butt. You know what I mean? I got a nice little hockey butt.

Mm-hmm.

Don't look, okay? It's my wife's. Okay? Don't look.

Just, just, just take it from me.