Press Conference with President Trump

Do you have them the way you like them? Huh?

Nice to see you.

Sir, sir, on Ukraine-

Can I ask you about Trump accounts?

Do you believe the peace process-

Wait. No, no

... is back on track?

Wait.

Do you believe the-

Wait!

Go ahead.

Yeah, can I just ask you about Trump accounts?

Could Trump accounts-

Mr. President-

One at a time. One at a time.

Can you confirm-

One at a time. Listen to you. Hey.

Sir?

I'm not pointing. You better, you better...

I don't know who the hell you are, but you better be careful. Go ahead, sir.

Can you confirm, uh, that-

Mr. President-

Sir, sir, uh, you own a lot of golf courses.

Wait a minute, wait, wait. Quiet. Quiet.

Okay.

What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person?

Not that I know of, sir.

Mr. President, on the midterm-

Mr. President, I wanna serve this-

No, I think there's... I actually think there's something wrong

with you. Go ahead.

Mr. President-

I just called individual presidents and prime ministers

to ask would they like to help us,

and they said no. I said, "Well, that's not nice." You know, we spend

hundreds of billions a year on NATO,

and they said no. But they were nice enough to give us Greenland

despite

all the bad talk. "Oh, he's not gonna get it." We got it.

We got Greenland, and it's a great relationship we have

with, frankly,

Europe, but they have to straighten out their act.

Otherwise,

there won't be a Europe left. There'll be nothing-

Those, they came here from Somalia, been living here for a year or

two. They say, "I'm gonna open up a fake daycare.

I'll tell Keith Ellison, I'll tell Governor Walz I'm taking

care of 200 kids. Send me a check for $30 million." What do

they do? They buy Mercedes, they buy BMWs, they buy a

mansion, they buy a nice house. All their kids fly first class all

over the world. They are living the high life, while

you, the American citizen, who's worked your entire life

and done it the right

way, you paid every parking ticket you ever

had.

If there is a problem with Ilhan Omar's age, could she be deported?

Oh, she could be. She could also go to jail.

I mean, she could also go to jail. You know,

they keep talking about deportation.

No, she could go to jail.

Uh, this is just my opinion. I think she's a sick, a very

dishonest person, but, uh, who hates our country,

and

she comes from a country that is essentially not even a country,

Somalia.

It's

a real shit hole.

On the program, sir, if I may ask, do you expect the phone to, uh,

ring off the

hook as it were?

About what?

The tipsters on the fraud program, the new-

I think it's gonna ring off the hook, yeah.

What... And is there enough money?

There's 25 million there to, you know, for reward money. Is that enough?

I think it's, I think it's tremendous.

I mean, if you look at it, I was thinking about do we do 5%, 4%?

Then when you start looking at the kind of numbers you're talking about, people

will make millions of dollars by turning others in.

One last question. Could it be anonymous?

Well, it could be. We're gonna protect the people

if they want to be protected.

Sometimes there's a dispute as to who turned them in and who didn't turn them in

and, uh, who's supposed to get what and when and, you know,

it was somebody else gave it and then...

So, uh, I am going to

do something which

I think people will like. I will be the arbitrator of all of

these decisions. In other words, I'll determine,

uh,

whether or not the person is deserving, and I'll determine...

And I will be very, uh, generous. Believe me, I'm, we're not looking to,

we're not

looking to save on that. But we, you know, you could have disputes where you have

three people come in and they say, "I'm gonna make it...

We're gonna make it like a binding arbitration." I'll make the determination.

I will be, I promise you I'll be fair,

and I'm not doing it for any other reasons other than to expedite,

uh, because I think it's very important.

But, uh, it'll be a binding arbitration.

Uh, you'll get your money immediately, but I'll make the

determination. So if two people are fighting over it,

maybe they'll split it or

maybe whatever, but I'll make that determination.

It'll done, be done expeditiously and fairly.

And, uh, we won't have long lines waiting

or court cases or

anything else. We'll have a binding arbitration.

Does that sound good to you guys?

Yes, sir. That'll work.

Does everybody trust me to do it? I promise, uh, there's nothing in this for

me. There's only-