Critique of a Controversial Performance

Let me explain something. This is fake!

Necrophilia, semen, assaulting dead corpses.

Where's the goddamn wrestling? The ding-dong? Who was this for?

Fuck, he must be fucking high as a goddamn

giraffe pussy.

Don't fuck with him. It ain't ballet, dipshit.

This big beaked son of a bitch. You've had nothing but failure after

failure after failure. You know why? 'Cause you suck.