Why Do People Ask to Smash in Online Comments

Hey, can I smash?

These comments never make sense to me.

It's like, what are you gonna do?

Shove your dick through the computer screen? How is that going to work? Like,

are you gonna fly me out?

Are you gonna fly me to wherever it is you live?

Are you gonna drive over here? Like, how does that even... how does that even work?

I don't understand why people say that.

You know, I just don't feel like you're actually committed to the smash.

I feel like you're just talking shit. You're just saying things.

You're just talking on the internet. You don't mean it.

Come on, come over to my house. Come on over here. I dare you.

Are you gonna show up, huh? I'm waiting. Tick tock. Time to fuck.