Humorous Dialogue About Video Game Pre-order

Excuse me, sir. I'd like to pre-order GDA 6.

I'm a woman.

Well, how the hell was I supposed to know that?

You could ask my pronouns.

Before I ask about the game?

Before you speak to me.

How the hell do I ask without speaking to you?

Intolerance isn't welcome here.

You're being intolerant of my intolerance.

Correct.

Well, now we're getting somewhere.

Gentlemen, please. I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.

I'm not a gentleman. I'm a lady!

And you shut it, Muhammad.

My name is Samir.

Whatever. What the hell are you buying?

No, no, wait.

Mother of God.

It's for my son.

Somebody call Trump.

Oh, for crying out loud.

The Arabics and the leftists are working together.

I'm not a leftist. I voted for the same guy you voted for.

You did?

You did what?

Oh, here we go.

You voted against my existence.

I don't even know you.

That's the problem!

Excuse me. Where do you keep the world domination

games?

I'll buy it for you, sir.