San Francisco Social Gathering Dialogue

San Francisco is once again the smuggiest city in the country.

A smuggy day in San Francisco town.

Sheila, did you meet Gail and Brian yet?

No, hello, how are you? Really good, really good.

Hey there, Alan, right? Actually, it's Elaine.

Right, right, would you like red or white wine?

Could I just get an empty glass? Oh, sure.

Can you believe all these imbeciles in Texas?

They just put another prisoner to death.

So, what do you do for fun?

We drink and take drugs.

You want some acid?

Oh, no thanks, we don't do that stuff.

Yeah, well, there's a reason most San Francisco kids take a lot of drugs.

It's the only thing that allows us to deal with our parents

all walking around loving the smell of their own farts all the time.

Everything okay in here, Kyle? Yeah, fine, Dad.

So much better here with intellectuals, isn't it, boys?

Well, maybe I'll take just half a hit of acid.

I want sweet.

No, no, I'm asking if there's a listing for Broflovsky in San Francisco.

They just moved there.

Take that, Jubilee!