Student Counseling Session Techniques

John Smith, your senior student counselor at Seattle.

It's great to connect with you.

Hello, comma. Could you please pronounce all punctuation marks?

I completely understand your request, comma, and I

am more than happy to accommodate that for you, period.

Could you tell me a bit about what

you're currently focused on, comma, comma? Are you studying?

My current feeling about what I'm, like, I guess working on lately

could be described best as semicolon dash right parentheses.

That sounds happy, intriguing, comma, comma, Jennifer, comma, comma.

After every time you have the letter A in a word,

you say Albuquerque, New Mexico, period.

I possess truly whompy happy Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Aunt Albuquerque, New Mexico, to me, Albuquerque, New Mexico, comma, comma,

you feel my sincerity, comma, comma, colon, D, period, period, period, period.

Sorry, I'm having a hard time understanding you because I just

can't hear very well, comma, comma, period, period, comma, comma.

Anytime that there's an O character in the word that you're saying,

would you please end it by saying ooga.

Tooga ooga tooga, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Ellie, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Get it?

Couga ooga um em, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Couga ooga um em, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Jennifer, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Couga ooga um em, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Aunt Eil, Albuquerque, New

Mexico. D, ooga ooga Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Nothing tooga ooga um em, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

I'm trying to make it an infinite loop.

E, this, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque,

New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque,

New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New

Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, I didn't heart it right!

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque,

New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque,

New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,