Humorous Skin Care Dialogue

Stop dropping apple cider vinegar on me. I'm just a mole.

You're drying me out until I fall off.

Stop rubbing olive oil on me. I'm a cracked heel.

You're moisturizing my cracks until I completely disappear.

Ouch! Stop rubbing ginger on me. I'm a fungal infection.

That stuff dries me out and peels me away.

Stop massaging me with castor oil.

I'm a raised keloid scar. You're making me completely soft, flat

and smooth. No! Keep that honey sugar scrub away.

I'm a milia seed. One good scrub and I'm instantly wiped out.

Don't dab apple cider vinegar here. I'm a skin tag.

The acid turns me black until I drop off.

Ouch! Stop smearing aloe vera on us.

We're stretch marks. You're making the skin elastic

and fading us

away.

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