Cooking Enchiladas with Humor

Bienvenidos, my fellow Mexicans.

Let's make some enchiladas, mis queridos. Está bien?

Sí, muy bueno. I start with some peppers fresh from my

garden,

muchachos.

My garden is very bueno, okay? It's the most bueno maybe

ever. This is my boy, JD Vancho. JD Vancho is a

dancer. He is muy talented. Muy, muy talented.

I love him so much. But down the road lives Señora

Gavina De Nu Sombra. She started a YouTube channel just like

me.

That witch is always talking behind my back.

Oy, I hate her. Oy, oy, oy.

I've lived in this house since I was a girl.

Mexico was so much better than ay, Dios mío.

Enchiladas are JD Vancho's favorite dish.

He loves them, but not as much as he loves his madre,

Teehee.