Car Unveiling with Humorous Dialogue

Voilà. Today to unveil our brand new car, we welcome our

president, the greatest president France has ever

known.

Ah, they love me. Yeah, yeah, they love me for sure.

Look, she's beautiful, isn't she?

Oh, yes. She's absolutely magnificent. So what does it do?

Does it fly?

Uh, no, not at all.

Does it have self-driving?

Ha. No, of course not.

Well then, does it have great range?

No, not really.

Does it have built-in vibrators?

No, no, forget that question.

Right then. Show me what it can do. Let's go for a little drive.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Here we go.

Well, we're in Europe. What did you expect?