Critique of Social Media Algorithms

fuck your social media algorithm and fuck all of the random shit that ends up on your feed

that you didn't want to see but somehow asked to see breathe in curiosity and breathe out

confusion one minute you're watching a recipe for lasagna then three hours later you are learning

survival tactics from a man living in a cave then watching a baboon steal a motorcycle and then

somehow wondering whether ancient egyptians had wi-fi how the fuck did we get here nobody knows

the algorithm knows more about you than your therapist more about you than your family and

sometimes even more about you than you you watch one video about pimple popping and now your entire

feed is filled with blackheads you are not your recommendations you do not need to learn another

viral dance or see a chiropractor crack another man's back or take life advice from a random

indian guy whatever it is the algorithm does not care about your happiness it only cares about

keeping your dumb ass scrolling non-stop so the next time you see a novitian lumberjack teaching

a monkey how to use a chainsaw stop pause and reflect and then ask yourself what the fuck am

i doing and then close the app fuck the algorithm that is all