Discussion on Witchcraft and Alchemy

Is your husband, but is he into witchcraft?

No, he's into alchemy.

Uh, uh-huh.

He's, uh, more like a warlock. On behalf of Amy, I'd like to, um,

thank the devil and all the

dark lords who-

Don't do the devil stuff

... gave her this award and-

Don't do the devil stuff

... allowed her to feast on the-

Why is it every time this woman gets a mic it feels like a

ritual? This award clip, she's thanking devils and

demons. Remember these awards, that weird energy where she looked like

she

was glitching out on stage? Everyone said it was a dress issue,

but look at

the eyes. She's been calling herself a witch since

the NBC days.

And it's funny how they always make it out like it's a joke.

Everyone in the audience is laughing, but that's the genius of it.

If you act like a witch, people think it's just a character, but

if you're

actually doing rituals on a live broadcast, who's gonna stop you?

There's just so many clips that have resurfaced of her over the

years. They are pretty disturbing, but she's not the only one.

There's others out there.

Come to me powers of darkness, powers of whoredoms and

slutness, behaviors that only you can imagine 'cause you're a

whore.

You've always described yourself as being very witchy.

Mm.

When was the first moment that you noticed your witchiness?

Right out of the womb.

Yeah.

I, um-

I believe that

... came out in an evil, um, formation. I was spat right against the wall.

Tiny little hat on.

You did? You came out in a, in a witch hat?

I literally came out in a hat, witch hat.

On a broom.

You couldn't even see my body. I was just shoved all the way in the hat.

Wow.

People think that you were playing yourself in Parks and Rec,

but is it true that

you were actually playing yourself in Agatha?

Of course.

Yeah.

The most blurred the lines have ever gotten for me-

Mm-hmm. Yeah

... when I was h- holding the dagger.

In the woods?

Yeah.

That part was bananas.

It was crazy.

And response to that show, talk about your hag heads.

Talk about your-

I know, my baby heads love that shit

... baby hags. Sorry.

They're called baby heads.

There's something about you that, like, you organically have a witch vibe.

Mm.

As you said, you were called that early on.

Mm.

Like, what-

Age women can be anything. What do you wanna be?

I don't know.

I know it's hard when there are so many options.

Is there any job you've seen around here that you think you might wanna try to do

someday?

I don't know.

Cool.

Incredible.

The thing is, I didn't even know I was auditioning.

You were just being you.

I didn't know where I was. I sit on the ground,

and then I turn all the lights off

and light a candle and then I open my mail in the dark.

I don't know where I am. It's true-

Um-

... most of the time

... is it a guy or a girl up there for you,

by the way?

Both.

Oh.

Um, and they're always fighting. That's actually thinking back there that I

have a secret.

Are you, are you on medication? Some sort of, uh-

Oh, I'm on s- oh, no. Not this time.