Teen Drama with Suspenseful Prank

Whoa, Luke, Luke, no. No, no, no, Luke.

Why?

Why? No, just because, Luke. Look, I know you've been drinking.

So have you, so why won't you kiss me?

Because, Luke, because it's the most inappropriate thing

ever.

Okay? Lerner residence. Are you gonna talk?

If you can see me-

Is this Jeremy?

Jeremy, is that you? If you can see me, how many fingers am I holding

up? Luke, can you just turn that off?

Why?

Can you just, please?

Come on, let's go. There's somebody out there.

Okay, give me that. Luke.

Was it Jeremy?

I don't think so.

Then who was it? Everyone knows he's totally obsessed with

you.

Ah.

What the fuck?

Where's the hose? I'm spraying whoever's out there.

Luke, get my phone.

Oh.

Goddammit, Luke.

Shit, sorry.

God. Goddammit, do you know how much that cost me?

I, I didn't mean to.

A+. Do you not look when you throw it?

Ashley, my mom will buy you another one.

Oh, Luke.

What? I, I'm not scared.

Yeah, well, we don't know who it is.

Then look.

No one's there.

What the hell? No, Luke, no. Don't... What are you... Luke.

Whoever's out there, cut it out. I, I know taekwondo.

See?

Scared of me?

Ah.

Ah.

Hi, how are you?

Get off me.

Dude, your guys' faces. Your faces, you were like, "Ah."

You asshole.

The hell, man?

Come on, I'm just checking up on you kids.

I nearly called the fucking police. What were you doing sneaking around back

there?

Back where?

In the backyard.

I didn't go in the backyard.

Stay here.

What was that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, uh, what's that for?

Luke, where's your phone?

My parents took it.

Uh, I, I have one.

Okay, dial 911. I'm going up there. If I scream, press send and hide.

Got it?

Okay.

Dude, if this is a prank, I'm kicking you in the balls.

Jesus, what are you doing? Stay down there.

I heard something. Please don't leave us alone.

Okay, but just stay right behind me.

Where did that noise come from?

Shh, shh.

Oh my God.

Someone's about to spend Christmas in fucking jail.

What?

My phone always works here.

What

the... What the fuck? Where's the computer? Guys.

It's in my room.

We need the police. If this is Jeremy, I'm not even fucking around.

Shit.

What the hell? Where's Ben and Jake?

What's that?

The network, it's gone. How are they doing this?

Okay, Luke, come with me. Garrett, stay here and just get on another one of

those,

like-

A Wi-Fi?

They're all locked.

No. God, Garrett, just use your fucking-

Use my-

... techno magic and-

Jesus Christ.

Okay, we just need to find the security panel,

and the cops will be here in

minutes.

How the hell don't you have a security system?

Well, we never needed one. It's a really safe neighborhood.

Okay, we'll just take my car, we'll grab it, and we'll, um...

What is it?

Shh, stay back. Get against the door.

Garrett, Garrett, get away from the window.

What's on the other side?

What was? What the fuck is that? Did you hear that?

Get upstairs.

No, no, no, no, no.

Everybody get upstairs, move.

Wait, wait, wait.

Shit.

No, I'm getting out of here.

Garrett, come back. Garrett. Garrett.

Ah.

Ah.

Quick, I think he's upstairs.

Is it loaded?

Yeah, I checked.

No.

Okay, go, go, go.

Stay here. I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna scare them away.

No, no, Luke.

Don't worry, I'll protect you.

Luke, going out there is not brave. It's stupid. Luke.

Trust me.

Luke.

Come-

Shh, shh, shh, shh. Oh my God. Shit. What are you doing?

Dude.

No. Ah. It's your mask.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Ashley.

No.

Garrett.

Uh.

Take that mask off.

Is this a fucking joke?

I, we were gonna scare you.

Yeah, well, you did. You scared the shit out of me. Why? Why?

Why would you do that?

I was gonna go save you, but dipshit here-

Luke, your friend is holding a real gun. This is serious. How could you do that?

Because you treat me like a child.

And what? You were gonna show me how much of a man

you were by rescuing me from

fake armed robbers? You are a child. I almost broke my neck.

What delusional infant thinks that staging a break-in

is gonna get you to

second base? You're mental. You're a selfish brat with no

consideration. You need therapy, lots of it.

I'm gonna go put your dad's hunting stuff-

No, Garrett, you stay right fucking there. Luke, you are in so much trouble.

I'm calling your parents.

Ashley.

Ashley.

What?