Dialogue from a fictional narrative

It means, brother, we were told King Odysseus is hidden in the hills.

Odysseus?

That old bastard drinks my wine and never pays.

I ought to respect him.

Respect him?

I'd like to punch him in the face.

He's pouring at my wife, trying to tear her clothes off.

I hope Agamemnon's generals are smarter than his emissaries.

What did you say?

You want me to help you fight the Trojans?

No.

Are you?

Forgive us, King Odysseus.

No.

Well, I'm gonna miss my dog.