Chinese → English transcript
Who are you?
Someone paid one thousand taels of silver for me to take your damn life.
Thank your Chinese teacher for being taught by the math teacher.
What are you doing again? Was the last one thousand taels not enough?
The boss was not satisfied when he had me take your damn life last time,
this time he wants me to take your phone.
What are you doing again?
The boss gave me five hundred taels of gold again to have you killed.
Who knew you, kid, would be constipated and make me wait for a week.
Why did you drag me another horse again?
This time the boss gave me a new task, to send you to the Western Heaven.
This time I must slaughter you! I’m going to slaughter you!
Can we drink this before we start fighting?
As expected, once you drink this you forget to kill.
Why aren’t you dead yet? Why aren’t you dead yet?
Because I accepted the Pinxixi system,
I will forever be just one last strike short. Huh?
Then I won’t be polite to you! How will you not be polite?
Seven- day no- questions- asked returns! That is way too ridiculous!
End of transcript · 201 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Chinese)
你是谁? 有人花一千两银子让我取你狗命。 感谢你的语文老师是数学老师教的。 你又要干嘛?上次一千两还不够吗? 上次老板让我取你狗命不满意,这次让我取你手机。
你又干什么? 老板又给我五百两黄金要你死。 谁知道你这小子便秘,让我等了一个星期。 你又给我拉一匹马干嘛? 这次老板给我新任务,让我送你上西天。
这次一定要宰了你!我要宰了你! 能不能喝了这个再动手? 果然喝了这个就忘宰。 怎么还不死?怎么还不死? 因为我接了拼夕夕系统,永远只差最后一刀。
啊?那我就对你不客气了! 怎么不客气? 七天无理由退货! 太离谱啦!
