Shah Rukh Khan and Shahid Kapoor's IIFA Awards Banter

How many awards do you have?

Now forty-seven.

Yes.

Forty-seven. And you?

Yes, sir, how many awards would you have?

I don’t really count my awards, man.

One hundred fifty-five, to be exact.

One hundred fifty-five.

Shah Rukh.

Out of those, how many did you buy, tell us?

Shah Rukh.

One film of yours releases in a year.

I am a very serious actor.

And you

dance at thirty-five award shows.

In that exchange offer,

taking awards and all that, you do all that.

The hunger for awards,

I have it.

What all did you say?

Coated

animalistic greed,

filthy hunger,

all that just for one thing.

Surf.

Not this one,

this.

Surf.

Surf, let’s go from here, Surf.

Yes, anyway I

don’t go near girls’ faces.

You don’t like them?

I mean, not at this moment, let them go to him.

I feel

that we should go to some very sweet

kind of person, Surf.

Movies that are like sweets and all,

like laddoo, like barfi.

Anu.

Anurag Basu.

Bring this chubby one here.

Mr. Basu, now your

big, big tears will come out.

What did I do? I heard

that you have with some

actor

an affair

Yeah? No no, that MMS was fake

That… do not change the topic

There is no heroine and MMS kind of affair

The affair you have

is with some hero

What are you talking about?

You are having an affair

and we have proof of it

Proof? Capable friend, show it to them

Present friend, let the proof be shown

to the whole of Macau

Show it

That…

You answer

We are one-woman believers

We are faithful to one woman

Yes… sir… sir… sir

he is speaking correct

Yes Chopra, this is how it is, remain faithful

In one recall I understand everything

Emraan Hashmi

Arre

Let us at least leave Bhatt saheb’s hero

That is where you learned it from

And now

who is this

My God

Show who this is

Please

Shahid

You will not stop your antics

You send such pictures to directors, man

Yes sir, I

did that, sir

It is one picture

with a leg sticking out from this part up

Shah Rukh sir’s

live is happening here

I would like to see this

Sir, the entire crowd will want to see this

Please give us our mic

Sir, now we’ll catch hold of some

guy who won’t be able to say a single word

someone who is tied up

gagged, and—hey

Sir, Boman Irani

it’s written there, your name, Boman Irani

he’s right in front of you, sir, come on

Boman, how are you

I want to make it clear that

you are accused

oh, let the accusations be

at least read out the first accusation

Sir, look

this accusation that you’re reading, that’s fine

but before this accusation is read, it should be revealed

that this man here tried

to cut me out of hosting IIFA

I don’t deny it

but Shahid

you also cut someone else out

didn’t you, Shah Rukh

last year Shahid and Farhan

hosted IIFA

I really liked it

this year as well Farhan and Shahid

were supposed to host

but Farhan is here

in Macau

Shahid told Farhan

that IIFA would be in some other city

and poor Farhan kept running

running

and ended up in Spain

Look

You are running away

He is coming after you

You bastard. I had gotten you a role in “Kaminey”

Okay, sir, you are not calling me a bastard

In “Ludo,” who did you get along with the best?

You should become friends

And you absolutely should not fight or anything

I will put an end to this fight of yours

Please, please, please

Please, sir, get up, sir

Whenever Bollywood goes international

then what we

must do is give a good impression

You will keep all these awards at home?