Discussion on American Leadership and History

Are you American?

Yes.

What's your opinion on, uh, the leadership in the-

Well, I'm a Republican, so I love the leadership.

You're a Republican. You voted for Donald Trump?

Every time.

Every time. Next time as well, you think?

Boo.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. This is the civilized world. What do you think?

Well, I think we saved them, not from one world war, but two.

You saved who from the World War?

You didn't save-- America didn't save Europe from two world

wars?

No, you didn't.

Really?

Yeah.

According to what?

When the Soviet Union was in Poland freeing Auschwitz-

And who the fuck-

... Americans were eating waffles in Belgium

...

invaded Normandy in 1944?

Sorry?

Who invaded Normandy in 1944?

Who invaded Normandy in 1944? The Brits, the Canadians, the Americans.

Whose money rebuilt Western Europe?

Whose money rebuilt Western Europe, Africa, and Latin America?

What?

Because

do you know who was in, uh, in Berlin first?

The Turkish.

The Turkish.

Yes, they were making Adolf Hitler a kebab.

They were like spinning around.

You, you guys helped, but y- you know.

You did more damage to the world than you helped, actually.

And since the w- the Second World War, how many wars have you started?

In the last year.

Huh? In the last year.

Since the world was spinning, the big empires were fucking the small

countries.

It's gonna be that way.

Since the world was spinning, the big empires were fucking the small

countries.

And it's gonna be that way till it stops.

It's gonna be that way till it stops, uh, so till America stops being a big empire-

Yes

... and it just falls-

Until somebody else starts fucking the world

... onto itself. Who do you think is the most hated country in the world

today?

Well, it's always the people that have the most

that the other ones hate the

most.

Then why do you think you have the most?

We have the largest economy. We have the largest military.

You don't have the largest economy anymore.

Really?

Yes. China is doing better than you guys.

Absolutely not. Mike, they have, they got one point two billion people-

They have one point four billion people

... and their economy is six trillion dollars.

And our economy is ten trillion dollars.

Yeah.

So a little bit of difference.

Okay. Where is your hat made?

Of-

That doesn't make

any-- when you look at it halfway because-

When you look at it halfway

... I'll make it at-

Yeah

... I'll do it for twenty-five cents an hour.

Yeah.

Who the fuck would work in America for twenty-five cents an hour?

Well, nobody works in America, full stop.

But I have people who will take it.

And I think basically you're a failing empire. Basically... See?

Isn't it better to, to see, like, another failing empire?

Isn't it, isn't it fun?

I feel so much better.

You feel-

What did Romania do?

What did Romania do?

Uh-huh.

Uh, basically-

I'm falling safe

... we let, uh, uh, America use our airports to invade Iran.

Right. So thank you.

Yes. And how, how well is that going?

You'll send us a check.

You'll send us a check.

Yeah.

What's your favorite war right now?

Whichever one is the most profitable.

Whichever one is the most profitable.

Oh.

Basically, I thought that this is gonna be fun until he goes, like,

full MAGA.

Thank you for coming to the show. I hope, uh, you enjoy the privileges of

a, a civilized country.

Uh, and I know I'm stepping on my soul calling

Poland civilized.

But just kinda to make this man angry, I'm gonna give you-

... that.

It doesn't make me angry. I got a sense of-

It doesn't-- this is not anger. This is just-

No, no, no

... uh, the American spirit.

Make the-

Yes

... make the dollar while you can.

But you see, sir, other things are more important than making money.

To you maybe.

Yes. No, to all of us.

Right.

Yes.

Yeah.