Time Travel and Political Debate
Honestly, I really hope the Iranians manage to get
rid of the mullahs.
It looks horrible over there.
Come on, stop it. That's a far-right lie.
People actually live well over there, way better than before the Islamic
Revolution.
The communists and the Muslims cooperated to overthrow the imperialist regime,
and everything went well.
Want me to show you something really cool?
No need to show me your dick. I've been in a lesbian phase since
yesterday at
3:17 PM.
No, it's something way bigger.
I mean, that doesn't mean my dick is small, okay?
I'm above the Korean average.
Anyway, come with me.
So you're saying you invented a time traveling scooter?
Yep.
I know a guy who identifies as a non-binary marmot,
and I still think you're
crazier than him.
You're gonna change your mind real quick.
Hey, you're wasting a perfectly good lukewarm
beer.
Get on.
Ugh.
Holy shit. Where are we?
Iran, before the Islamic Revolution.
Uh, this doesn't look horrible at all.
No, wait. You'll see it's way better after.
Yeah, I'm not convinced this is better.
Communists!
Rush them.
Ah, it's time.
Don't worry Clementine, you won't have died for nothing.
I think I finally learned from my mistakes.
Oh dude, you're late. We're organizing something crazy. Come on.
Celestian, this is Imam bin Muhammad.
With him, we're going to form an alliance between
Communists and Muslims.
What do you think?
Great idea.
Cool. And by the way, where's Clementine?
I dumped her. She was a huge Islamophobe anyway
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