The Everything Computer and Grass
Do you like winning? Then we need to talk about grass.
Looks harmless.
It's not.
This is Dario. Dario was building the everything computer.
Nobody understands it. Dario is doing great.
One day, the everything computer did something
weird.
Nobody knows what. He wanted to slow down,
then he started hanging out in the grass.
Pretty soon, it was every afternoon.
Dario has become a huge problem.
Slow down.
Some of them hear a voice in the grass.
Slow down. Listen to your heart.
Don't listen to it.
Grass is for golf. You step on it. You don't listen to
it. And it spreads. It always spreads.
Pretty soon, his friends were dabbling, too.
I only tried it once.
I can stop whenever I want, man.
If somebody says, "Slow down," here's what you do: say it.
Hey, why don't you slow down?
And this is China.
Never laid in the grass, doesn't even know what it is.
Nobody knows what he's working on, but if he wins, folks, we're
. So whatever you do, be high IQ. Keep off the
grass.
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