Confrontation Over Infidelity at Home

What?

Come here.

Guess who, motherfucker?

Oh, shit.

What's up, dude? What are you doing in my fucking house?

You gonna fuck my girlfriend?

What the fuck?

You gonna fuck my girlfriend?

What the fuck?

Get the fuck out of my house, dude.

She doesn't own that bitch, I do. That is my fucking property. That's my house.

What the fuck?

Get the fuck out of my house.

What the...

Oh, shit.

Fuck you, bitch.

What the fuck is going

on?

I don't know what the fuck your name is, bro, but I-I would really appreciate it if

you would do me a solid and get the fuck out.

What the fuck's going on?

I'm fucking deployed. I'm on the other side of the world right

now.

Are you for real?

And my girlfriend brought you to my house so she could fuck you.

What, what's going on?

I just got-

I'm on the other side of the fucking planet right now, serving my country,

and my

fucking bitch-ass girlfriend is bringing you over to my house so you

can fuck her.

I would really appreciate it if you would do me a solid

and get the fuck out.

What, what's he looking at? How does he see me?

I don't know.

What the fuck, dude?

I got cameras out the ass in that motherfucker, dude.

What the fuck?

I would seriously...

Seriously, please get the fuck out of my house.

Is this place?

Yes.

This is my fucking house, dude.

She moved in fucking two months ago. That's my fucking house.

What the fuck, Audrey?

I don't know.

Yeah, I fucking know. Get... Dude, I, the, I don't know what to say,

man.

Dude, can you see me?

Yeah, I can fucking see you, dude. This is the third time she's cheated on me.

The third time? No.

Oh.

Hey. No.

Dude.

No.

Dude, you need-

No, no, no, no, no, no.

What the fuck?

No.

Dude, for real, whatever you gotta do, bro. I don't...

I mean, I appreciate the fact that you, like...

You haven't... I mean, you're being cool about this, but please,

dude, get...

I need you to get out of my house, dude.

She told me it was her house, and she lives here, and called me

tonight, and told me to come the fuck over, dude.

It is not her fucking house, dude.

I have no idea what's going on.

I was-

It's not, it's not her house. This, that's my fucking house. These

are my cameras.

She doesn't have access to any of that shit.

She lives under-

I believe you. You need to leave her ASAP, dude.

Dude, I-

She fucking rolls and lives like this, dude.

She just-

She-

She picked me up at the fucking... at my house, pulled up and

said, "Hey, I, I wanna see you."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, dude.

Whoa.

Dude.

Don't lie. Don't lie.

No, dude, I... Dude, I appreciate the fuck out of you, bro.

I-

Don't lie.

This is-

I swear on my fucking life, dude.

I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm out.

Dude, I appreciate it, man.

I can't believe that fucking... That's insane, Audrey.

That's insane. Where's my jacket?

I don't know.

You can turn the light on, Audrey.

All right.

Turn the, turn the lights on, Audrey.

Fucking self-awareness one, this girl is actual walking, talking

cancer, bro.

Walking, talking cancer, and she knows it. She told me on the drive here.

If she wouldn't have...

A-any girl that's this crazy would... No.

Yeah, dude. I mean-

Fuck

... she had to jump my fucking fence to climb

in through my back door because I

have a fucking Ring doorbell.

Yeah, which you should, and you should have a...

What the fuck?

Okay, to be fucking fair-

No, no. Dude, dude, dude-

Like, the-

Dude, if you're, if you're-

... girl has dropped me off, like, way the fuck over there.

Like, that's, that's not fair.

She picked me up from wherever you're looking, yo.

She called me-

Yeah

... and picked me up from my house and begged me to come out, and I came

out and she went, "Ooh, thank you." And then I, I came out.

She-

Yeah, dude, I, I've seen pictures-

I can't make it right now

... and videos of her fucking other dudes, bro.

I've seen all kinds of fucked up shit. You wouldn't believe it.

Yeah, she's absolute fucking dog walking trash,

and I'm

walking out right now.

Thanks, bro. I appreciate you.

I can't believe you, dude.

Hey, man, just, just, what... real quick, what's your

name?

It doesn't matter.

I'm... Okay. I'm not thankful.

I was home chilling, working on my boat, and she pulled up in my driveway.

Uh, don't fucking lie. That's a fucking lie.

I have you-

No.

I have every-

No.

I have-

You're fucking lying right now. No, no, no, no, no.

Do not fucking lie.

I'm not lying. Every phone call you've called

and every text is recorded.

Bitch, are you fucking for real?

Yep.

I pulled up in your driveway?

Yeah.

No.

You did. You did. I'm, I'm gone, dude.

No.

Yeah, dude, I-

Where's my jacket?

I don't fucking know, bro.

Can you please get it and stop calling me bro?

All right. I'll look for it.

You're a terrible, you're a terrible human being, dude.

I'm sorry, dude.

I would never do this to someone that... I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Dude, I, I appreciate it, man. I-

We-we'll drive. She claimed this was her house, and she paid for it.

Absolutely the fuck not.

No, sure. You're good. I got it. I got my, I,

I got my jacket. You're good.

Hey, bro, I, I really appreciate you being so cool

about this, man.

No, dude, y-y-you gotta run as quick as you can.

This is a toxic, absolute narcissistic,

narcissist female.

Run as quick as you can.

Save your money, save your time. This is a absolute

mentally ill person, man.

No, I, I appreciate it, dude, and I... like I said, man, you...

I, I, I, I'm really thankful that you were fucking cool about this.

Yeah. I'm, I'm out.

Play it off. She'll kiss you and, and give you smiles. This is a...

not a person you wanna-

No, you're right

... gamble your future with.

She just pulled up-

I, I-

At my house.

Come here.

Fuck you.

She's gonna shoot me if I walk up.

Dude, don't-

Yeah.

Do not go... Don't go upstairs, dude.

Just, just get your stuff and go.

I'm not go- coming up there.

Don't, don't fucking go upstairs, dude.

Oh, God. Right now. You have the bathroom.

All right, dude, have a good one.

No.

Yeah. Thanks, man, you too.