Comedian's Controversial Dog Breed Commentary

Theo's like, he's such a sweet boy.

Anyone knows dogs, like, he's a classic Lab.

He loves everyone, wants to play with everyone,

but I won't let him play with

pits.

'Cause the thing is-

... pit bulls are like Muslims.

By the way, the few people who aren't excited about

this are the pit bull owners in

this room

. Listen, listen, they're not, they're not all

violent.

Most of them aren't. But somehow,

almost every violent attack happens with them.

They're like the Al-Qaeda sleeper cell of dogs, you know?

You'll see a pit for years, so happy, so sweet, and then they

get a signal that we don't see, and they're activated, and your face

is torn off.

And then you have some liberal white woman defending it, saying that you shouldn't

put it down-

... and that somehow it was your fault.

They're like, "Well, all the ones that I grew up with were super peaceful."

Great, we should put them in our dog parks,

'cause it worked out so

well in all the other dog parks, right?

This is a breed that was, just, they made it just recently.

It's meant for illegal fighting, and we have to pretend

that all those years

of inbreeding and raising them from a young age to fight, like that just goes

away and suddenly they're Westernized, I mean domesticated.

And you have to wonder if it's a practicing pit, and you know,

this isn't-

This isn't a metaphor for anything.