Impact of AI Data Centers on Society

Hello, I'm from the government. In today's episode of How Billionaires Are

Everything Everywhere All At Once, we look at AI data centers.

Built to house your digital prison, these windowless tumors are popping

up everywhere. Sure, they poison neighborhoods, guzzle water,

and jack up your

energy bill, but look at all they give back:

Shrimp Jesus slop and a

chatbot addiction that's turning Homo sapiens into Homo shit-for-brains.

Sadly, for the Broligarchy, Homo sapiens are resisting, in

Texas, Utah, London to Vancouver, to the point the feds are now

targeting anti-AI extremists, like this lady who tried to stop a

data center, and that is why the Broligarchs

are searching for new places to

build them. If only there was a country with lots of gas

and a government that does

whatever America says. Hi, I'm from the Australian government,

and we're

excited that Australia will be home to a shit ton of new AI data centers.

So excited they're being fast-tracked even before we've legislated

regulations. Like Victoria, where we approved this mega data center in

seventy-five days with fuckall community consultation.

And in New South Wales, we said, "Hold our beer," and fast-tracked fifteen

of them.

Sure, we already have enough data centers to run

the world's essential services,

banks, hospitals, Bluey, so what are all these new mega ones for?

That's confidential, which is code for stealing your work and helping

Palantir bomb brown kids. Why the rush?

Here's the lobby group to explain.

Hi, I'm from Data Centers Australia.

As the peak lobby group for data centers, our job is to hype up the

AI bubble so governments get FOMO and say, "Shut up and take our

resources," even though they create fuckall jobs and pretty much all the money

flows overseas. Morons. And if that sounds familiar, that's 'cause it's

exactly what gas companies do. Coincidentally, gas companies are some of

our loyal members, which is why when Albo said data centers might be

powered by

renewables, we stepped in and said-

Sit down!

No wonder so many chumps are rushing to approve gas-powered data

centers.

Hi, I'm from the NT Government. We're backing this mega AI data center

powered by gas from fracking the Beetaloo basin, as well as this massive one

with ties to Il Duce. Sure, this threatens our precious aquifers,

but don't

worry, this genius said that's a good thing

'cause if the NT has too much water,

it'll flip the Earth's axis. Morons everywhere, and not just in

Australia. Here in Canada, Banker Daddy and Oil Karen want this giant

gas-powered tumor. In the UK, over a hundred data centers plan to run on

gas. Europe's about to be covered in them.

Just what we need when half the planet's on fire.

And in all cases, AI and gas companies get billions,

while you get

approximately fuck all. But don't forget Shrimp

Jesus. The one thing the Broligarchy fears

is a community that comes

together, like New York, which just imposed the first statewide

moratorium, and these Aussies who came together to

say, "No."

So if you like not living in the Matrix on a waterless dead-ass

planet ruled by billionaires, you might want to join calls for a

moratorium

on data centers while you still can.

This has been a message from your local government franchise. Good luck.

Authorized by Sarah Connor.