Humpty Dumpty and Human Rights Groups: A Nursery Rhyme Reimagined

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Not one time, not two

times, but three hundred times. Now I'm quoting Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International

who said that all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't even put Humpty Dumpty

back together again. Now I don't want to quarrel with the facts, but if the UN Human Rights

Council couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again, I don't know what else I could say.