Dark Humor in Airline Safety Announcement

In the unlikely event that your first officer decides to crash

the

aircraft, locate your nearest Israeli and ask him to take

over. He may be behind you.

He will proceed to the cockpit and remove the first officer.

Headphones are located in your seat pocket.

He will need the cable.

Thank you for choosing to fly with us.

We hope you will join us again on our next hijacking.