Strategies to Harm Public Health

If I wanted to destroy everyone's health, here is exactly what I would do.

I would make everyone pay extra for the food that is not sprayed with disease

causing chemicals.

I would dump toxins into the water that everyone drinks.

I'd invest loads of money into making and marketing hormone disrupting perfumes,

makeup, skin care, and shampoos.

I'd get kids and adults alike to spend hours and hours a day

sitting down at their desks, staring at a screen under artificial light.

I'd make everyone believe that the sun is

harmful and either avoid it entirely or slather themselves with chemicals.

I'd convince them that their symptoms are lifelong and the solution is a pill.

I'd normalize stress,

glorify burnout, and make rest feel lazy.

And I'd make all of this feel completely normal, and if you were

to question any of it, you're labeled crazy or a conspiracy theorist.

That's what I would do. Have I missed anything?