Discussion on Tough Movies and Elvira

Wanna talk tough movies?

Here's a superhero with the biggest pair of all.

You looking for me?

There she was just walking down the street singing.

Doo-wah, ditty-ditty, dum-ditty, dee.

This Elvira is a slimy, slithering

succubus. A concubine, a streetwalker, a tramp.

Doo-wah, ditty-

Yes, she's got it all.

She's everything you've ever wanted in a movie.

Ditty, dum-ditty,

dee.

A woman and a casserole

And I nearly lost my mind. Before I knew it, she

was walking next to me singing.

You'll see lots of weird romance.

Taking my hand just as naturally-

What's that perfume you're wearing?

As if we were singing.

Super unleaded. Don't smoke.

Walk on by.

Loads of drooling madness

Mad 'cause we walked on by.

Ew, I hope you changed the sheets.

Then we kissed a little more.

Hey, Elvira, we got us a couple more volunteers.

And I wished again.

Great. Just grab a tool and start banging.

That if ever seen the like of.

A whole gang of awesome monsters.

We're so happy and that's how it's gonna stay.

I'm fast, Joe, you know it.

Doo-wah, ditty-ditty, dum-ditty, dee.

And a few sleazy experiments.

Well, I'm hurt

. She's mad

I mean, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies

as, as long as there's lots of

sex and violence.

Oh, yeah.

The charge is witchcraft.

Doo-wah, ditty-ditty, dum-ditty, dee.

We ought to have one of these every year.

Doo-wah, ditty-ditty, dum-ditty, dee.

See Elvira

as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

But if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set

of-

Doo-wah, ditty-ditty, dum-ditty, dee.

It's the greatest double feature of all time.

We'll sing a doo-wah, ditty-ditty, dum-ditty, dee.

Doo-