Funny Football Commentary: Angry Substitution, Missed Chances and Sending-Off

The first substitution of the match. Number ten is coming off, and number nine is coming on.

This guy here is saying to him, “So I’m the one coming off? Are you crazy or what?”

The coach says to him, “Yes, you.” What am I doing here, working as a damn substitution guy?

I mean, you’re coming off.” Things are tense. He’s really not happy about coming off.

Whoa, watch out, Captain, you might fall.

Watch out, watch out. And here’s a replay now of some of the missed chances.

The goal is completely empty. And the guy thinks he’s Ronaldinho.

And here’s a pointless celebration in this shot.

Easy, easy. Keep your cool, Captain. Someone get us a lemon soda, quick.

Here’s the replay. Look at his composure.

No, no, get off the field. The match referee is sending him right off the field.

And the crowd, too. The crowd is attacking him.

Come on, nobody wants you anymore. No more replays, director.

Spare the guy. Give him a break. Let’s get back to the match, my friends.

Oh, oh, it seems there’s a power outage.

Come on, tell me, then. You play. Come on, you get out too and give us a break.

Unbelievable.