Marsha Recounts Her Busy Day After John Complains About the Lawn

Ah. That you, John? Uh, yeah, Marsha. I'm home, dear. Oh.

Where are the kids? They went to an early show.

Oh, uh, did you get to the bank? Yes, I did, dear.

Pick up my suit at the cleaners? Yes, dear. Did you mow the lawn?

Gosh, I, I didn't, John. I simply didn't have time.

Didn't have time? But John, I had so much to do.

I just- Oh, you women. With all the time in the world on your hands, you never find time to get anything done.

Ha. Ha ha. Well, suppose you tell me just exactly what you did do with your time today.

Very well, dear, gladly. After a night of blissful slumber, enhanced by the symphony of the human buzz saw in the next bed, I leisurely arose when the alarm went off at 6:00 AM.

Wake up, children. Come on. Time to get up.

John, are you up? Uh, yeah. Mm. Hurry up now, children.

I call the soap bubble. I know you so ape.

Oh, boy, bango. I love bango. I don't like it.

Eh, girls don't like nothing. Hey, don't take all the cream.

I can have as much as I want. John, hurry up. Your breakfast is getting cold.

Please, wait till I'm through with it, will you?

Just have time for a cup of coffee, dear. I'm late. Hi, kids.

Oh, I hate that. Then, of course, there was a little housework to be done.

But thanks to that lovely present you so thoughtfully gave me for our last anniversary, it was practically no work at all.

There were attachments to do all the work.

Oh.

Then, lover boy, I took off for the bank to deposit those checks you told me to.

Pardon me. I want to deposit $200, please. Yes, ma'am.

It's in pennies. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.

I'd like to deposit these pennies please.

Uh, one, two, three, four. I almost forgot, I promised to give a pint of blood at the Red Cross Blood Bank.

Right in there, please. Your name, sir? Casper Gay Fragile.

And you want to deposit some blood, sir?

Oh, no, sir. I want to make a withdrawal.

Uh, Lacey's was having a sale, so I dashed over there and bought you a pair of socks, and a few little things for myself.

12:30? No wonder I'm hungry.

What's yours, lady? A giant chocolate malt, please.

Yes, ma'am.

Thanks.

But that's not all, John.

Well, it seems that Mrs. Handish, I think that was his...

Oh, gracious, the parking meter. I'll have to put another nickel in it.

But, uh, but, but officer, it wasn't there when I parked.

Of course not, lady. Someone just came along and put it there to annoy you.

Oh.

And that's all you did with your time all day, huh? No, dear.

As a matter of fact, I did one more thing.

I bought you a little present. You did? Well, where is it, honey?

Here, dear.

Little man, I've had a busy day