A Funny Exchange About Chocolate That Looks Like Poop
47 sec Machine translated Comedy
Hey, you, this... It looks exactly like poop, doesn't it? It's poop, nya.
This moist texture... Is it homemade nama chocolate?
It's fresh poop, nya. Stop it\already. You're so crude.
But it was a little sticky. It's fresh dog poop, nya. Cut it out, I said.
Well then... My nose is stuffed up from hay fever right now, so I might not be able to taste it very well, but...
I'll dig in, nya. Uh...
Ugh, it's awful! It's poop, isn't it? You said it was poop, nya.
What the hell are you doing? Are you kidding me?
It's sweet, nya. There's no way it's sweet, you idiot.
End of transcript · 109 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
お い 、 お 前 こ れ見 た 目 完 全 に う ん こ じ ゃね え か 。 う ん こ だ に ゃ 。
こ の し っ と り 具 合 。手 作 り の 生 チ ョ コ か ？
生 う ん こ に ゃ 。 や め ろっ て 。 下 品 だ な 、 お 前 。
で も ち ょ っ と ベ タ だ っ た な 。犬 の 生 う ん こ に ゃ。 や め っ ち ゅ ー に 。
さ て 、今 花 粉 症 で 鼻 詰 ま っ て る か ら味 よ く わ か ら ん か も だ け ど 、い た だ く な に ゃ 。
うわ ぁ ま ず 。 う ん こ じ ゃ ね え か 。
う ん こ っ て 言 っ た に ゃ 。ふ ざ け ん な お 前 。 何 し て ん だ 。
甘 い に ゃ 。甘 い わ け ね え だ ろ 。 ボ ケ ナ ス 。
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