Island Bean Sharing Satire: Taxes, Welfare and Equality
51 sec Comedy
51 sec Comedy
Whew! We were starving on this island, so I worked hard and cracked open this can of beans with a rock.
Hey, that is unfair. Just because you did all the work does not mean those beans belong to you.
Freeze. Using a rock without a permit is a 50% tax, plus a 50% can opening fee.
Hey, stop. You said you were sharing the beans equally.
Why are you eating the whole can yourself?
Relax. Thanks to my generous welfare program, you get a free metal cup and she gets a free spoon.
Wait a second. What am I supposed to do with an empty spoon when there is zero food left?
Congratulations. Now you are both 100% equal, and do not forget to pay your spoon tax.
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