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Whew! We were starving on this island, so I worked hard and cracked open this can of beans with a rock.

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Hey, that is unfair. Just because you did all the work does not mean those beans belong to you.

0:14

Freeze. Using a rock without a permit is a 50% tax, plus a 50% can opening fee.

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Hey, stop. You said you were sharing the beans equally.

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Why are you eating the whole can yourself?

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Relax. Thanks to my generous welfare program, you get a free metal cup and she gets a free spoon.

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Wait a second. What am I supposed to do with an empty spoon when there is zero food left?

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Congratulations. Now you are both 100% equal, and do not forget to pay your spoon tax.

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