Two-Year-Old Alexa Drinks Coffee and Tinker Tea Before Pageant
3 min Life & society
3 min Life & society
Alexa's had a lot of sugar today. She's had Pixy Sticks, she's had her Tinker Tea. I just hope and pray that it's enough to make her stay up.
I'm Tori, my two-year-old daughter, Alexa, is gonna be the one that the judges are gonna be focusing on at this pageant.
Okay, here you go. Alexa drinks coffee every morning.
She started drinking it whenever she was probably about nine months old.
I just really hope that Alexa's on her game this time.
I am your mother and you need to listen to me.
No, I don't. Now I made you stay with that.
What? You need to listen to me.
Alexa has coffee and Tinker Tea. Tinker Tea is soda, sweet tea, and Pixy Sticks all together.
Um, it normally turns out a dark green color, so she calls it Tinker Tea. Don't spill.
Okay. I woken it up. She does drink Tinker Tea every day, but what child doesn't drink juice? She hardly ever drinks juice, and that's 98% sugar anyways.
Are you ready? You suck it down. Now get that Tinker Tea going.
Alexa's gonna have probably a lot of Tinker Tea today.
Um, lots of energy drinks, lots of sugar- Where's my way?
... to keep her up and going since she had to wake up so early this morning.
This way, baby. We gotta go.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, our next contestant in the two year olds, Alexa.
Alexa's disco routine was straight out of the '70s.
She rocked it. Her disco outfit was really good.
Disco went very well for Alexa. There was no fit, so we're okay.
Oh, we're so silly.
All right. Now I need all my two-year-olds up here.
All my two-year-olds. Your Divisional Supreme Queen is contestant number 27, Brooklyn.
Baby, high five. High five. Alexa pulled out for a higher title.
So proud of her. So, so proud. Did you get a disco ball?
I know. Show them your disco ball. Show them your disco ball.
Singing together is gonna... When I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry. My nose.
So, so I misunderstood, wipe in my tears
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