0:00

You can open your eyes. It's concrete, heavy duty.

0:05

Get the crack it open. The crack- Yeah, the crack.

0:07

Crack the grack it open? There you go. Yeah.

0:13

Hey. Yeah, go ahead. Start hitting it. So- The edges Oh.

0:21

Don't hit the-

0:30

The present's in there. There it is. That's your present. Now open it. You get- Oh, it's metal.

0:39

Can't open it. Oh man, that must be a bummer.

0:43

Your gift is welded inside. Oh, shoot. There he goes. Good job.

0:48

Look at that. Three- Yeah ... two- Out of wood he made it ... one.

0:56

Yeah, it's coming out. I think there's saw dust.

0:59

Oh. Yeah. Woo. Yay. I wanna go see it. Hey, look at that. Okay.

1:06

Oh, it's burnt. Did it burn a little bit?

1:08

Yeah, that figures. Oh, it's a picture? I think it's... Oh yeah, it's my happy birthday.

1:17

There's your present. I gave you a picture of me- And then- ... that, that says happy birthday.

1:22

Let me see the picture. Look. There. Happy birthday.

1:27

I know it, I know, I know it's a bike. I know it's a bike.

1:30

Oh, cute. Read it on the back. Read it on the back, I know it's a bike.

1:35

Why are you being...

1:38

Why are you looking in here? Your gift has been in the kitchen the entire time.

1:48

Where? It's right-

1:56

Good grief. We're gonna get him. We're gonna get him back.

1:59

It's right there. Oh, happy birthday. I did that for nothing.

2:04

Well, you're out $2. You are in trouble.

2:10

You just spent all your time on a- Thank you. You're welcome.

2:13

Thanks, Lance. You're welcome. I've been wanting a fogging knife like this for so long.

2:18

Good, good. Awesome. Oh my gosh. It's gonna come in handy with all your buildings.

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