Charlie Brown Christmas Parody with Al Pacino and Larry David Impressions

Starring Glengarry Glen Ross' Al Pacino.

Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. Philip Seymour Hoffman as Pig Pen.

You know, I think the whole Christmas experience is overrated.

Pig Pen. Charlie. You look like . You smell like Yeah. But you're my friend, Pig Pen.

With Edie Falco as Lucy. Charlie Brown, what the heck do you think you're doing?

This is Christmas. You can't just be moping around.

It's not right. I know. I know what you need.

What? I have Ativan. You want that? Oh, yeah. A little Valium? Oh, yeah.

You like a Klonopin? I want something to take me sky high.

It's Charlie Brown by way of Brooklyn, with Larry David as Linus.

I don't know, the whole Christmas thing, it's a whole to-do, you know, with the parties, and the presents, and the decorating.

Ech, it's not for me. What do you mean Christmas is not for you?

Don't tell me it's not for you. If I say it's for you, then it's for you.

Oh, so, so, so, so I'm just s- supposed to accept what you say?

You know what? You don't know what the hell you're talking about. you, Linus. me? Yeah.

Why don't you go yourself, Charlie Brown?

Oh. Plus the whole Peanuts gang, like Forest Whitaker as Franklin.

Charlie, what's the meaning of Christmas?

Kristin Chenoweth reprises her Broadway role as Sally.

Dearest Santa, how was your summer? Did y'all have a swell, little grand old time?

stupid . Michael Keaton as Schroeder. You wanna get peanuts?

Come on, let's get peanuts. And all the adults.

Nobody likes me, Ma. Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.

Oh, you're killing me, Ma. Voiced by the incomparable Fran Drescher.

Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. Oh, that's like a knife in my heart.

Ah. Charlie. What?

You're out of eggnog. I'm out of eggnog?

Yeah. You're out of eggnog. Yeah. This whole party's out of eggnog.

It's all the iconic Charlie Brown moments you remember from childhood.

Lucy, are you gonna hold the football? Yes.

You're gonna hold that football? Yes. All right, here I go.

Charge! Wow. Oh, you bitch.

Calm the down, Charlie Brown.

Get the outta here. It's good grass. It's soft.

All right, we're gonna take intermission real quick.

You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown. In previews now, and forever, so they can never review it.

It's, uh, pretty, pretty, pretty good.