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Starring Glengarry Glen Ross' Al Pacino.

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Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. Philip Seymour Hoffman as Pig Pen.

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You know, I think the whole Christmas experience is overrated.

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Pig Pen. Charlie. You look like . You smell like Yeah. But you're my friend, Pig Pen.

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With Edie Falco as Lucy. Charlie Brown, what the heck do you think you're doing?

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This is Christmas. You can't just be moping around.

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It's not right. I know. I know what you need.

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What? I have Ativan. You want that? Oh, yeah. A little Valium? Oh, yeah.

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You like a Klonopin? I want something to take me sky high.

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It's Charlie Brown by way of Brooklyn, with Larry David as Linus.

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I don't know, the whole Christmas thing, it's a whole to-do, you know, with the parties, and the presents, and the decorating.

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Ech, it's not for me. What do you mean Christmas is not for you?

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Don't tell me it's not for you. If I say it's for you, then it's for you.

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Oh, so, so, so, so I'm just s- supposed to accept what you say?

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You know what? You don't know what the hell you're talking about. you, Linus. me? Yeah.

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Why don't you go yourself, Charlie Brown?

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Oh. Plus the whole Peanuts gang, like Forest Whitaker as Franklin.

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Charlie, what's the meaning of Christmas?

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Kristin Chenoweth reprises her Broadway role as Sally.

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Dearest Santa, how was your summer? Did y'all have a swell, little grand old time?

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stupid . Michael Keaton as Schroeder. You wanna get peanuts?

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Come on, let's get peanuts. And all the adults.

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Nobody likes me, Ma. Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.

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Oh, you're killing me, Ma. Voiced by the incomparable Fran Drescher.

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Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. Oh, that's like a knife in my heart.

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Ah. Charlie. What?

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You're out of eggnog. I'm out of eggnog?

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Yeah. You're out of eggnog. Yeah. This whole party's out of eggnog.

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It's all the iconic Charlie Brown moments you remember from childhood.

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Lucy, are you gonna hold the football? Yes.

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You're gonna hold that football? Yes. All right, here I go.

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Charge! Wow. Oh, you bitch.

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Calm the down, Charlie Brown.

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Get the outta here. It's good grass. It's soft.

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All right, we're gonna take intermission real quick.

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You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown. In previews now, and forever, so they can never review it.

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It's, uh, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

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