Chaotic Burger King Job Interview: $725,000 Salary Demand

I'm Karen from Burger King, and I'm here to chat with you about the team member position.

To get us started, what should I call you?

Uh, you can call me Crangis McBasketball.

Why on earth do you have a shoe on your head?

This is a professional screening for our restaurant.

This should take about eight to 12 minutes.

I'll ask a little about your availability and experience, then talk through situations from the job.

Do you have time now? Sure, but I'm a busy guy, so you better hurry up.

I am absolutely baffled that you think it is acceptable to be shirtless and balance footwear on your head during an interview for our restaurant.

If you are so busy, then let's get to it.

Can you reliably reach the restaurant for any shifts you accept?

Yeah, I have feet.

I asked if you can reliably get to the restaurant and you told me you have feet.

That is an incredibly odd way to answer a simple question.

Please actually answer the question. Can you reliably reach the rest- Yes, jackass, I have feet so I can walk to the restaurant.

I am absolutely appalled that you would use that kind of language with me.

What language?

I... You just called me a jackass. I cannot believe the audacity you have to speak to me that way while sitting there shirtless with a shoe on your head.

Let's keep this focused on the team member role.

Tell me about a time you helped a customer who was very mad or upset.

Okay, so at my last job, which was Chick-fil-A, um, there was a customer who said, "I don't like my chicken sandwich."

So basically, what I did is I took the chicken sandwich from the customer and I said, "Oh, you don't like this chicken sandwich?"

Then I took the chicken sandwich and crushed it in my hands and threw it at the customer and told them to, "Get the hell out of my store, jackass."

I am absolutely horrified. You admitted to physically assaulting a customer and using profanity in a place of business.

This is completely unacceptable behavior.

I cannot believe I am even still on this call with you.

Regardless, we have to finish- All right, let's just move on.

We will move on because I am frankly too stunned to continue that topic.

Since you are still here, let's talk money.

What are your salary expectations for this role?

Um, $725,000 a year, no negotiations whatsoever.

$725,000 a year? You have to be absolutely delusional to think that is a realistic number for a team member position.

The pay for this location is $4 per hour, and it is non-negotiable.

Now, do you have any questions for me about the role or the process?

Yeah, um, how does it feel to scam employees by paying them only $4 an hour, jackass?

I have already told you that the pay is $4 an hour.

I will not be called names, especially not by someone who thinks throwing sandwiches at people is a acceptable way to handle a customer.

Since you-