Detective Interviews New Partners in an Action Movie Comedy

Sorry, partner. I'm getting too old for this shit.

You're gonna have to find yourself another partner.

Great. I can't wait. You follow orders? Absolutely.

You ever lie to your superiors? Never. You're lying right now.

See? We make a great team. Next. You can take those off.

I can.

Great. We're communicating. Next. I heard you're a hell of a sniper.

I was asking about you. You gotta remember now, you shoot great, but I'm a great shooter.

Great. Shoot me. You got a problem taking orders?

Depends who's giving them. Me. Well, we just met.

Next.

Hey, I was in Loaded Weapon mostly. So Frank, what makes you think you'd be a good- I was being interviewed for a new job.

The detective seemed like a decent man, if you ignored the hair, the attitude, and the obvious psychological problems.

Ahem, you know I can hear you, right?

I pity the fool. I pity the fool. I pity the fool.

I pity the fool. I pity the fool. Next. You ever bend the rules?

No. Ever think about it? No. Yeah, this probably won't work.

Why'd you ask for a transfer out here?

Hey man, you got anything heavier than this?

Heavier? You people really are trigger-happy.

What do you mean, "You people?" Next. So what happened at Nakatomi?

Wrong place, wrong time. You took out a whole gang of terrorists.

Yeah. Like I said. Who's your partner? Well, that's what we're trying to find out.

I said, who's your partner?

Next. You believe in luck, Harry? Sometimes.

You feel lucky today? Do you, punk?

You want some? No, I'm good. You look familiar.

Have we met? People say I look like some actor.

No idea who you're talking about. Hmm. Next.

You wanna be my new partner? Leo, you're a funny guy.

Funny how? What? Funny like I'm a clown?

I amuse you? Leo. How the am I funny? Okay, okay, okay .

You still looking for a partner?