Lula and Bolsonaro: Jabs and Highlights from Brazilian Political Debates

Where’s Zé Gotinha? Where’s our beloved Zé Gotinha?

Bolsonaro fired him, thinking he was a Workers’ Party supporter.

Don’t you want coffee? We want coffee, we want coffee.

Coffee later. Later, we’re doing an interview segment later.

Can I have some coffee? You can have coffee, you can have coffee.

Get everyone some coffee. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

As soon as they let a woman speak, they sabotaged the woman’s sound here.

Speak up, woman! I’ll grab the phone here, the one with his mute button on it.

Hold on, thank you. Listen to the little bird singing, how lovely.

Yeah, right.

Hey, Lula, with you, crime exploded in Brazil.

By the way, can you explain why seventy- three percent of inmates voted for you?

I want one hundred percent to vote, even your father.

Even your father. Hey, Lula… Your father can vote for me, he would have voted for a better guy, someone he knows.

Bolsonaro was there, egging them on. "Defend my father, defend my father, my father is innocent."

His father is a coward, who tried to stage a coup and ran away.

I'm out of fingers. Women, get ready. This ceremony is adjourned.

It isn't. We ask everyone to remain in their seats until dismissed.

It's not over, my dear friend. Resume the session. Did he say that or not?

Thirty years ago. Did he say that or not?

Thirty years ago. It doesn't matter. Did he say that or not?

Don't confuse things.

So, I'm sorry, I was supposed to create the Ministry of Boyfriends, but I didn't, and I didn't create conditions for dating at lunch either.

Are we done? We're done. Let's go. Let me tell you something, you can Google it, you can do whatever you want, you're going to Realizing that when I won the elections…

Who knows about organs from literature, because he’s never been on a bus.

Explain it to me, explain it.

I already explained. Explain it. I already explained.

Viagra is used to treat the prostate. Oh, really?

Stay here, man. I don’t want to be near you.

Stay here, Luiz Inácio. I don’t want to be near you.

Stay here, Luiz Inácio. He knows workers from literature, because he’s never talked to a worker. In fact, he’s never worked.

It’s because he’s speaking under his breath.

I couldn’t— hear what he said. Can I repeat it without, without…

Speak a little louder. Okay. Let’s go. Speak, speak like that, shamelessly.

All day long, not even family members interrupt him.

You laugh the whole time. Now that you…

Hey, Bolsonaro, vote for me, Bolsonaro. You know your son, you know I'm better than he is.

Things like orgies, women, money.