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my wife and i have been happily married for two years you've been married for 13 yeah but only two of them were happy why don't you do the dishes like i asked? haven't you heard?

it's illegal for men to participate in women's sports well good news doctor says that i can fix that erectile dysfunction with diet and exercise okay now we just have to get you to diet and exercise

do i please you in bed? yeah i really like that trick you do with your mouth what trick? the one where you shut it and go to sleep what should i be for halloween?

you don't need a costume you're scary enough here what's this? you've been so cranky lately i figured you've been losing blood wait what did you ask me?

do you think i'm a trophy wife? yeah a participation trophy ah you didn't take the track you're starting to sound like my ex-wife i didn't know you were married before

i wasn't you know i can remember when we got married i can even remember where we got married but for the life of me i can't remember why i just saw a really big manatee in the water

well it's on the beach now have i ever told you that i love your cooking? no then why are you still cooking?