Criticism of Nicolás Maduro’s Religious Identity and Chavismo

Nicolás is Catholic on Mondays. He accompanied them, and at these moments he is also— Muslim on Tuesdays.

A Santero on Wednesdays.

An atheist on Thursdays. And at eighteen, I declared myself an atheist.

And now an Evangelical on Fridays. Forgive the witchcraft, forgive, Lord, the immorality, forgive everything we've done that has offended you, that has saddened you.

And the thing is, at the end of the day, religion doesn't interest them.

What they're interested in is continuing to deceive you to get your vote.

They've been lying about everything for twenty- five years, obviously about religion, too.

But come July twenty-eighth, the gravy train ends, because no matter what Venezuelans believe, there's one thing no one believes in: Chavismo. Bye.