Dorm Room Dispute Over Masturbation in Bed

I’m saying, you don’t know that in the dorm, so brazenly and openly…

Is siphoning a tube something a normal person would do?

You didn’t know? Siphoning tubes is banned in the dorm, right?

You don’t know this isn’t something a normal person would do?

You didn’t know? That’s your prejudice. You need to distinguish prejudice from objective facts.

You siphon tubes, and we’re prejudiced. That’s… that’s what you’re saying.

You’re so… so… I’m telling you to go to the bathroom.

That’s not a problem, right? When you go to the bathroom, you do it yourself, right?

Do whatever you want, right? Don’t do it on the bed.

It’ll make things awkward for everyone. Should we watch you or not?

Should we warn you or not? Why can’t I siphon tubes on the bed?

There’s moisture and a smell. You’ll affect us.

My voice is under sixty decibels. You affect us. We can hear you.

I remember my voice being under sixty decibels.

No. It wasn’t under. It wasn’t under six decibels.

You’re quiet, but you keep making that bed creak and squeak, and every morning when I’m asleep, you wake me up with your blanket.

You, you—this is morning. I’m saying it’s nighttime now.

I’m just talking about the morning. No, no, man. No, man.

I’m talking about nighttime now. I’m just saying… Morning, I… morning.

I don't care if it's in the morning. I don't care when you do it, morning or night, you make noise when you move around in bed.

Man, man, listen, just tell me: can you go to the bathroom or not?

Just don't do it in bed. Can you go to the bathroom?

No. You can't, is that it? You say you can't. Fine, then, if we asked you to move out of this dorm, would you?

Why should I move? I can't stand you acting like this.

I'm right next to you now. I can't stand you.

I've already given you enough leeway, letting you go to the bathroom, right?

Go to the bathroom in the morning. Then do whatever you want, just clean up the bathroom, and don't do it in bed.

Okay? Why can't I do it in bed? I'm not sleeping in your bed.