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I organize closets and offices for high-value Jewish people.

So a maid.

Excuse me? I ain't no fucking maid, my nigga.

The fuck? Don't be calling me a fucking maid, nigga.

He's not a nigga, though. He's white.

Who is white?

Him!

Okay, well, he was fucking trying me.

Babe, I just need my sunglasses.

No, what you need is a treadmill.

Excuse me? Don't fucking talk to me like that, my nigga.

Are you good? I got people praying for me for real, so don't tell them that.

You need more of those.

Yeah, I know I do.

Let's bring all the churches together.

I got Haitians and Jamaicans praying for me.

Alright, get me a sandwich, Maria.

Excuse me?

You have no idea who Romeo is.

You ain't Julia, my friend.

Um, yeah, the fuck I am. Don't talk to me like that.

You look like Julio.

So, the individual over here...

Don't be pointing at me like that, like I'm not a crazy Colombian bitch.

Instead of cleaning for Jewish families, she could be at home, taking care of the house.

Yes, I know that.

If she would just be silent, lose some weight, and be educated.

I fucking studied.

No, you didn't study.

Excuse me? No, I studied, my nigga.

The fuck?