OpenAI Employee Meets a Supposed Spy in a Dating Skit

This is unbelievable. You work in AI, make a few billion dollars, and suddenly beautiful Chinese supermodel spies are throwing themselves at you.

Yeah, terrible problem to have. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Oh, no.

At OpenAI, we're not just building artificial intelligence, we're building the future.

And let me tell you, the future is looking very good.

Oh, you very important man. Here, my number.

Maybe we go drink together? Unbelievable.

So George, you work OpenAI, yes? You see all secret AI models?

Oh, absolutely. Very secret. Top secret models.

Maybe you show me? Just little look. I promise I no tell anybody.

Well, I suppose I could arrange a private viewing.

You know, I've never really, uh, dated anyone from China before.

China? No, no, George, I not Chinese. I Thai.

Thai? Yes. And I have little surprise for you.

Oh, come on.