Satirical Skit on Pol Pot, Genocide Branding and Holocaust Denial

Dude, you call that branding? No, no. I kill million of people.

Pol Pot, you suck at genocide. No, I kill way more people.

It's not about how many you kill. It's about how you sell it.

Listen, buddy, no one cares about the sick shit you did in the jungle, you know?

No, I kill million of people. That's not-- That doesn't sell it, baby.

Come on. That doesn't sell it. That's not even that scary.

Everyone's, "Oh, line up and shoot everybody.

Oh, big fucking deal." Well, no, we-- Where's the pile of shoes?

I give Pol bullet in back of head and put in ditch.

You're not getting it, Pol Pot. You're not getting it.

You wanna make an industry around your genocide to last for centuries, you need piles of shoes.

You need soap. How fucked up is it to make soap out of people?

Did people really do that? No, fuck no, they didn't do that.

That makes no sense. Why would you clean yourself with people you find disgusting? I know.

How, why would they do that while they're fighting a two-front war?

They didn't. That really make no logical sense.

But it doesn't matter. It's about emotion.

It's about selling it. Now you bring in a movie where you have, there's, it's black and white except for a little girl in a red dress.

Oh, you're remembering that shit now. And then they put you into a, a gas chamber with wooden doors where you claw at it.

And for some reason, the claw marks are in cement. Come on.

Come on, this is how we brand it. But I kill more people with my gun.

Baby, you gotta sell the fear. You gotta sell the horror.

You gotta sell it subtly with a pile of shoes.

I, I don't like you people. You people are very sick.

What if people see through it and start talking about it?

You make it illegal. You put 'em in jail for hate.

So logically, if someone does the math and realizes it's not possible, that's called ha-- That don't make no sense.

Pol Pot, you're not getting it. Genocide isn't about killing people.

It's about brand awareness. Brand aware- Do you have Killing Fields Incorporated? Fuck no.

We just used a field to kill people. You're not getting it.

You have to use corporate documents, liability shields, and then make that money, baby.

Come on, Pol Pot. No way anyone that stupid.

You feed them pornography and KFC, they're that stupid.

You people are very weird.